May 29th, 2006

Tom Lehrer is Smug

in line for the log flume

FISH
Look at all the graffiti on the walls.

SPATCH
"Josh + Courtney 05"

FISH
Only a year ago. They could still be together!

SPATCH
Against all odds!

FISH
I don't see any "IDST"s. Did you ever do "IDST" around here?

SPATCH
What's that mean?

FISH
"If Destroyed Still True"

SPATCH
No, no, but I can see how that'd come in incredibly handy.

FISH
Like if you put someone's names down, right, as if they're in love, and she doesn't fancy him, she'll try to rub it out, but "IDST" underneath means it's still true!

SPATCH
So very useful! Who wouldn't want such control over permanence?

FISH
Exactly!

SPATCH
"My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings! IDST"

FISH
It's a good thing Shelley never knew of IDST. "So much for that one, then."
CAT TOWN

(no subject)

HERE IS WHAT I DID TODAY

SO TODAY I WOKE UP
I WENT DOWNTOWN
THEN I RODE A ROLLER COASTER
THEN I HAD SOME DIPPIN' DOTS: ICE CREAM OF THE FUTURE
AND THEN I CAME HOME AND THREW SOME TRASH INTO MY TRASHCAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROOM LIKE LARRY BIRD HITTIN' 3s FROM WAY DOWNTOWN, AND I MADE EVERY SHOT
SO HONESTLY HOW COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER
HONESTLY, HOW

OH I KNOW

A NEW EPISODE OF CAT TOWN