January 4th, 2006

Don "No Soul" Simmons

live, from belchertown

sm'am: I just found a message of someone belching on my phone. Guess what town they were in!
Our Hero: BURPSVILLE USA
Our Hero: I know PRECISELY of which town you speak
Our Hero: and I wonder WHO THAT WAS
sm'am: HEE
sm'am: it's the same person who quacks at me while driving through duxbury
Our Hero: ... lord help us if she ever drives thru cummington