September 26th, 2005

Tom Lehrer is Smug

Oops

Oops #1: Someone accidentally ripped the bumper off Jude's Volvo whilst backing it out of the driveway. (It was not Jude and it was not me and it was not Tracy. Just so you don't play Detective off the 'someone'.) This means the automobile I was going to pilot to Hatfield and the Big E tomorrow is out of commission. This is a big Oops.

Oops #2: I bought a bottle of Ranch dressing tonight for to make the Tuna Delicious, only I didn't buy Ranch, I accidentally bought Ranch With Bacon. And not good real bacon, but that fakey fake chemical-smoked bacon flavor. According to Abbie, this makes it Tuna Better Than Nothing. It's also a relatively minor Oops, as evidenced by the fact that we're still chowing down on it.

Not An Oops: Goya soda was on sale at Stop & Shop for 2 for 89 cents. Lordy but I loves my Goya Ginger Beer. I also got an assortment of other sodas, which I shall endeavor to try and describe right here! On the Internet and everything! But that's another guzzle for another day.