September 4th, 2005

Tom Lehrer is Smug

MOVIE TRAILER RODEO ROUNDUP

Brought to you today by apple.com (with iTunes) which would like you to download (with iTunes) the newest version of QuickTime (with iTunes) for your multimedia (with iTunes) enjoyment! In fact, we're so sure you'll love QuickTime (with iTunes) that we're naming the download iTunes too! Because that's what you really wanted, isn't it? iTunes iTunes iTunes! It's like Tunes but with a lower-case i in front of it! Never mind that tiny standalone QuickTime link we've got hidden on the page, it's next to Waldo and doesn't count. Cause it's Waldo, not iWaldo! So don't look at him, look at iTunes! Get it today! Now! Yes! iDon't care what you really wanted! You really wanted iTunes, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU? OF COURSE YOU DID, NOW COME TO MAMA APPLE (with iTunes) AND SHE'LL BE GOOD TO YOU!

Bundles aside, I'm feeling fat and sassy today so I'm watching movie trailers when I could be outside playing in the yard or annoying neighborhood animals or something. Speaking of annoying animals, the first person who can successfully nab eight hours of uninterrupted sleep while Abbie the Cat does his little HEY IT'S 5:30 AM song and dance routine wins, uh, eight hours of uninterrupted sleep. You have to do it without the help of narcotics or other goodies, though, to win. Sorry, Tennessee.

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