October 31st, 2004

Tom Lehrer is Smug

less than a month left to book your tickets!

I'm sure Dennis DeYoung and Steve Perry are just kicking themselves for being left out of this one.
You will have "absolute inside access", spending a week vacationing in the Caribbean featuring 3 of Rock's biggest artists, Journey, REO Speedwagon & Styx.

Journey, REO and Styx have agreed to this once in a lifetime experience for you, but space is extremely limited and cabins will be filled on a first-come, first-served basis. Relive some of the best days of Rock & Roll while you get up-close and personal with the bands.
Please use the following space below to write some of your own nautical rock puns:












Okay, that's good. I've been up a half hour and already I feel exhausted.
Tom Lehrer is Smug

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MY HISTORY WITH GUILD WARS

8:04. Download Guild Wars client and update the software.
8:05. Create free World Preview account or whatever.
8:07. Choose a character name. Oh I don't know what I want to be but I have to choose a name first. Write FROTZ NITFOL. Then I can move on to the Choose Your Profession screen.
8:08. Decide I don't want to be a wizard-type thing that Frotz would be, because it's nice to choose a warrior for your first time out in a game to get the feel of hack-n-slash. Back out to character name creation. Enter in new name. ABBIE THE CAT.
8:09. Choose warrior, but decide maybe ABBIE THE CAT is not a good name for a warrior in the game. Go back and enter in GNAR THE SMASHY, then go to the Profession screen.
8:09. What the hell was I thinking?! Gnar the Smashy?! Too much cough meds make der Spatchel something something. Back out.
8:11. Oh I have it. Name him Smasher Grogan. That's better. Now to progress to the Profession screen...
8:11. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."
8:13. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."
8:15. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."
8:16. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."

So in conclusion, I can safely say that after 12 minutes, Guild Wars is
JAWESOME!