August 24th, 2004

Tom Lehrer is Smug

Training Fun

I don't understand open-book quizzes. Rather, I don't understand people who get questions wrong on open-book quizzes. Especially when the open-book quiz has been specially formulated to be as easy as goddamned possible. I mean, we have a fill-in-the-blank section. The section consists of lines taken straight from the book with one word missing. Remember, it's open-book. THE LINE IS RIGHT THERE. And people are complaining that they got it wrong!

I've also learned that once I finish my training for this product and/or service, I am actually going to be only working with this product and/or service. The other products and/or services which I have been working with will no longer be products and/or services I will be working with. Apparently this means I'll be getting maybe 5 calls per 8-hour shift. And oh the rigamarole I'll have to go through each and every time.

Things are getting insane.

Anyway, here's your new abstract. It may be the last in the series for a while. Slightly running out of source material.

Untitled Liquid Crystal