June 30th, 2004

Tom Lehrer is Smug

The Bert & Mo Show

TODAY'S SUBJECT: SUPERMAN WEDDING

Bert: OH SHE LOOKS SO PROUD OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS DAY
Mo: I want to know whos idea that was
Mo: Generally when you meet a guy who wants to wear a Superman suit at his wedding, he's fairly insistant and demanding
Mo: I wonder if he sleeps in Spiderman jammies too
Bert: maybe it's a defense mechanism
Bert: if she gets mad at him and says he's a bad husband, he puts on glasses and goes "oh no I am clark kent, you married Superman and I don't know where he is, I think he's fighting Brainiac on the moon or something"
Mo: BEST. HUSBAND. EVER.