December 15th, 2003

Tom Lehrer is Smug

AFFIRMATION OF EXISTENCE.

THESE THINGS I KNOW:

That somewhere in the collection of boxes known affectionately as "The Vault", hidden down deep in a place I did not accurately and thoroughly search this time around, the following things still exist:
  • A copy of The Year in Movies 1991, the magnum opus of my junior high filmmaking career
  • All four dummy print-ready versions of Western Massachusetts Avengers (aka "The Originals")
  • My sanity

I know this for a fact because I am the only person to have them and have the ability to throw them out and I know I didn't throw them out. Almost everything else can go to hell except these precious, precious documents.