October 29th, 2003

Tom Lehrer is Smug

When on Tatooine...

...be sure to visit Ackmena & Jeff's Last Chance Souvenir Hut, just a half kilometer from the Giant Pit of Crakoon.


Pictured here is your proprietor and her trusty baby bantha.

Currently selling T-Shirts that say things like "Tatooine is for Lovers" and "I Was Slowly Digested For Over A Thousand Years, Learning A New Definition For Pain and Suffering, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."

Pretty soon though, in true tourist trap fashion, I'll be selling fireworks.