July 9th, 2003

Tom Lehrer is Smug

OKAY NOW IT IS TIME FOR CAT TOWN

HERE IT IS FOLKS THE LATEST AND GREATEST SHOW EVER
IT IS CALLED CAT TOWN AND THERE ARE A LOT OF PICTURES AND IT IS FILMED IN ALL-CAPS VISION
SO I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY OF YOU GO "OH NO SPATCH STOP YELLING" OR "SAY SPATCH WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING AND CAN I HAVE SOME"
AND NO WE DON'T HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME ON OUR HANDS BECAUSE WE SPEND IT ALL DOING THIS

BUT ENOUGH OF THAT RIGAMAROLE
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Tom Lehrer is Smug

The plot thickens...

"Riptide Rush" Gatorade, as I've discovered, tastes like a melted grape popsicle.

Slowly but surely all the mysteries of the world are unravelling themselves before our very eyes.