January 1st, 2005
|12:00 am - FRIST POST!|
FIRST in 2005!11 suckaz
...somehow that wasn't as fulfilling, mentally, physically, or spiritually, as the Slashdot trolls would have me believe.
It's a zero-day post!
First comment! w00t!
Feels kinda empty, doesn't it. But wait, it's still 9:20 here.
Just randomly popping in to say I've added you. You are so bizarre. And, um, I've had a strange attraction to Stanley Spudowski ever since the movie came out.
Not that I've ever tried the Twinkie Weiner Sandwich, because those things are so vile they turned Weird Al into a vegetarian.
Pleased to meet you! I've added you back. Hope I can continue to be, uh, bizarre, without lapsing too much into fits of self-pity.
I've never wanted to try the Twinkie Weiner either. Not even in varying states of sobriety. It does make for a great sight gag, though.
|Date:||January 4th, 2005 12:54 am (UTC)|| |
slashdot trolls are nothing
The "Ain't it cool news" idiots that post in the "talk back" forums are the worst the internet has to offer on the "first post" phenomenon. The fifth or sixth post says first post and the the next 10 posts are about how stupid it is to say "first post". Only venture into the gutter that the bottom of the barrel of the bottom of the barrel of the internet empties into if you can handle that kind of imaturity.