I know what he means. I really do. Cos I do, too. Thank you.
And now for no apparent reason I give you the best MST3K skit that they ever did. When the movie (Monster A-Go-Go) was so bad, they couldn't bring themselves to actually write any film-related skits. So we got this.
I DON'T GET YOU
(CROW is working on a ship in a bottle, happily humming to himself, when GYPSY enters)
CROW: Hum-diddy-hee-hee. Hoowah, hoowah...
GYPSY: Hi.
CROW: Hi. Hum-diddy-hee-hee...
GYPSY: Um, ah, um... (GYPSY leaves, then returns quickly) ...Crow?
CROW: Yes?
GYPSY: I don't get you.
CROW: Oh?
GYPSY: Are you mad?
CROW: No! No.
GYPSY: Good. Because I want to like you, but I just don't understand where you're coming from.
CROW: Sure. Uh, what's not to get, Gypsy? I just am. I hang out.
GYPSY: Oh, I know. It's just that, well, you know, I don't really get you.
CROW: Well, okay. Maybe I can help. To start with, uh, I'm a robot, I use cyber-based bubble memory, is that what's confusing you?
GYPSY: Uh. No.
CROW: Is it that I work off Unix and can use a variety of operating systems?
GYPSY: Uh, I guess that's a start.
CROW: Well, I've undergone a complex personal evolution wherein painful confusion has given way to what I like to think of as some degree of wisdom culminating in my current Zarathustrian sense of self, is that it?
GYPSY: No -- if it helps you, it's good, but --
CROW: Gypsy, I don't know what -- is it that if I often panic while making sandwiches?
GYPSY: Yeah! Well, maybe it's that kind of thing...
CROW: Is it that I smell conspiracy in everything and I don't know what I mean most of the time?
GYPSY: Uh, that's perhaps a small piece of the puzzle, but...
CROW: Gypsy -- is it an odor?!
GYPSY: No. Well -- no. Maybe it's Tom I don't get!
CROW: Oh, brother, like a Zippo lighter without any flint! I can't believe it... (Exit CROW, enter TOM)
TOM SERVO: Hum-diddy-hee-hee... (notices CROW'S SHIP) Ugh!
GYPSY: Tom?
TOM SERVO: Yo!
GYPSY: I don't get you.
TOM SERVO: Nobody does! I'm the wind, baby! (exits) Hum-diddy-hee-hee...
(cut to commercial)
