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November 11th, 2004


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07:52 am - oh and before I forget
IT'S THE 2004 MR. BELVEDERE REUNION SPECIAL

Streaks on the china never mattered before, who cared?
When you drop-kicked your jacket as you came thru the door, no one glared
But sometimes things get turned around and no one's spared
All hands look out below, there's a change in the status quo
Gonna need all the help that we can get
According to our new arrival, life is more than mere survival
And we just might live the good life yet!


INT. OWENS HOUSE - DAY

GEORGE OWENS: Hey, it's great to see the entire Owens clan back home for the holidays!

MARSHA OWENS: It certainly is wonderful. Even with all our adventures, we always seem to stick together as a family.

WESLEY OWENS: And speaking of adventures, remember when we had that English butler live with us for a while?

KEVIN OWENS: Yeah! Mr. B or something, wasn't he?

HEATHER OWENS: I think it was Mr. Belvedere.

KEVIN OWENS: Mr. Belvedere, yeah! Whatever happened to him?

GEORGE OWENS: Well, actually, he died a few years back.

KIDS: Oh.

(There is an AWKWARD SILENCE. FADEOUT.)

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From:scholargipsy
Date:November 11th, 2004 04:45 pm (UTC)
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Gods, did this make me laugh. Thanks.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 11th, 2004 05:05 pm (UTC)
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What about the part where Kevin sings some tracks from his new "Lest We Forget" album?

Noah

From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 11th, 2004 06:56 pm (UTC)

Keith

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The Guy Who Plays Mr. Belvedere Fan Club

...
Mike: Yeah. Okay. I should want to send him a fan letter telling him how good he was in the episode where he teaches everyone how to cook, but I shouldn't want to type the letter on a death certificate.

Mr. Chairman: Yes! But, then, you learned that one the hard way, huh? Okay, so let's keep going. Come on.

Adam: I should like watching "Mr. Belvedere" a lot, but I shouldn't have to masturbate at the end of every episode.

Mr. Chairman: That's right. That is right.
...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/91/91sbelvedere.phtml
From:fmi_agent
Date:November 12th, 2004 03:02 am (UTC)

Re: Keith

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yay!

i was thinking of that SNL sketch too. i'm so glad to see a transcript of it online. phil hartman was incredible in his delivery of the following line:
I should want to cook him a simple meal, but I shouldn't want to cut into him, to tear the flesh, to wear the flesh, to be born unto new worlds where his flesh becomes my key.
From:dcart
Date:November 11th, 2004 07:53 pm (UTC)
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I actually, literally, laughed out loud at that. None of that LOL crap.
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From:cheezdanish
Date:November 12th, 2004 01:52 am (UTC)
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You so need to move to Hollywood, they'll eat you up with a spoon.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:November 12th, 2004 05:19 pm (UTC)
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I'm still flabbergasted that I didn't realize Mr. Belvedere and Roger DeBris were the SAME PERSON until yesterday.

"Der Führer does not say, 'Achtung, baby.' "

--Yzma

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