It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
derspatchel

MY HISTORY WITH GUILD WARS

8:04. Download Guild Wars client and update the software.
8:05. Create free World Preview account or whatever.
8:07. Choose a character name. Oh I don't know what I want to be but I have to choose a name first. Write FROTZ NITFOL. Then I can move on to the Choose Your Profession screen.
8:08. Decide I don't want to be a wizard-type thing that Frotz would be, because it's nice to choose a warrior for your first time out in a game to get the feel of hack-n-slash. Back out to character name creation. Enter in new name. ABBIE THE CAT.
8:09. Choose warrior, but decide maybe ABBIE THE CAT is not a good name for a warrior in the game. Go back and enter in GNAR THE SMASHY, then go to the Profession screen.
8:09. What the hell was I thinking?! Gnar the Smashy?! Too much cough meds make der Spatchel something something. Back out.
8:11. Oh I have it. Name him Smasher Grogan. That's better. Now to progress to the Profession screen...
8:11. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."
8:13. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."
8:15. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."
8:16. "The server has disconnected you for flooding. Try again in a few minutes."

So in conclusion, I can safely say that after 12 minutes, Guild Wars is
JAWESOME!
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