October 29th, 2004
|07:58 am - This morning's achievements|
While getting dressed just now, I lashed out with my belt and killed a fly. Well, ok, maybe I just dazed the fly and disabled its ability to defy gravity, and perhaps then the fall to the ground killed it, but the fact of the matter is that I took it out with one mighty swipe of a belt.
And now if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna go carve Un D'un Coup into this terrible weapon of mouche destruction.
|Date:||October 29th, 2004 01:41 pm (UTC)|| |
If you're not careful, we are going to start asking you to kill giants!
Oh damn you stole my joke.
|Date:||October 29th, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)|| |
LOL! Great minds think alike? (Or is it fools seldom differ - take your pick).
|Date:||October 29th, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC)|| |
Thirty Helens agree.
I wouldn't be half as effective as that brave little tailor fellow walking down the street behind me.
(And I can't believe I forgot to include a truly obvious joke in the original post. Good morning!)
|Date:||October 29th, 2004 03:15 pm (UTC)|| |
what..the fly...it has been undone!?
I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
PERHAPS SHE'LL DIE!
|Date:||October 30th, 2004 04:19 am (UTC)|| |
Tales from the back seat
Mama! Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
I don't know, Nathan.
Mama! Why did she swallow the fly?!?
I don't know, Nathan. Why do you think?
Mama! Answer me!!
She had to, Nathan, it was in the song.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly ...
|Date:||October 29th, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC)|| |
Who are you, Pootie Tang? *smack*
You come not one, but many times tainey.
(i just can't resist)