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October 29th, 2004


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07:58 am - This morning's achievements
While getting dressed just now, I lashed out with my belt and killed a fly. Well, ok, maybe I just dazed the fly and disabled its ability to defy gravity, and perhaps then the fall to the ground killed it, but the fact of the matter is that I took it out with one mighty swipe of a belt.

And now if you'll pardon me, I'm gonna go carve Un D'un Coup into this terrible weapon of mouche destruction.

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From:muffyjo
Date:October 29th, 2004 01:41 pm (UTC)
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If you're not careful, we are going to start asking you to kill giants!
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From:cheezdanish
Date:October 29th, 2004 01:51 pm (UTC)
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Oh damn you stole my joke.
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From:muffyjo
Date:October 29th, 2004 02:09 pm (UTC)
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LOL! Great minds think alike? (Or is it fools seldom differ - take your pick).
From:(Anonymous)
Date:October 29th, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC)

Keith

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Thirty Helens agree.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 29th, 2004 02:18 pm (UTC)
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I wouldn't be half as effective as that brave little tailor fellow walking down the street behind me.

(And I can't believe I forgot to include a truly obvious joke in the original post. Good morning!)
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From:muffyjo
Date:October 29th, 2004 03:15 pm (UTC)
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what..the fly...it has been undone!?
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From:betweenstations
Date:October 29th, 2004 05:03 pm (UTC)
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I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
PERHAPS SHE'LL DIE!
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From:morgaine723
Date:October 30th, 2004 04:19 am (UTC)

Tales from the back seat

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Mama! Why did the old lady swallow the fly?
I don't know, Nathan.
Mama! Why did she swallow the fly?!?
I don't know, Nathan. Why do you think?
Mama! Answer me!!
She had to, Nathan, it was in the song.
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly ...
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From:pecosy
Date:October 29th, 2004 05:30 pm (UTC)
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Beginner's luck.
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From:triplehdm
Date:October 29th, 2004 05:51 pm (UTC)
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Who are you, Pootie Tang? *smack*
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 29th, 2004 08:17 pm (UTC)
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Sa-da-tay!
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From:triplehdm
Date:October 30th, 2004 03:03 pm (UTC)
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You come not one, but many times tainey.
(i just can't resist)

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