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October 22nd, 2004


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10:23 pm - ATTENTION LIVEJOURNAL

JOANNE WORLEY IS WATCHING YOU
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES
SHOULD YOU TELL ANY CHICKEN JOKES

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From:ctartchick
Date:October 23rd, 2004 03:16 am (UTC)
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Joanne Worley's face suddenly appearing on my monitor = fright-induced heart attack. Dang.

Bawk, Bawk.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 23rd, 2004 03:35 am (UTC)
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Was that a chicken joke?!
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From:ctartchick
Date:October 23rd, 2004 03:50 am (UTC)
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It's my approximation of the sqwak of fear made by a chicken on the chopping block. (A sound I am sadly familiar with.) If I were making a chicken joke, the emphasis would be different.

Bawk, bawk BAWK!

Like that.
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From:isquiesque
Date:October 23rd, 2004 04:15 am (UTC)
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What are you on, and can I have some?
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From:cheezdanish
Date:October 23rd, 2004 04:35 am (UTC)
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I miss you, Gary Owens...
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From:saint_buddha
Date:October 23rd, 2004 07:45 am (UTC)
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Damn, when I first saw the picture, I was going to nick it for an icon but you already justifiably made it yours.
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From:derspatchel
Date:October 23rd, 2004 12:50 pm (UTC)
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Go ahead, nick away. I don't see any other use I'll have for it other than to call out potential chicken jokes from time to time.
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From:saint_buddha
Date:October 23rd, 2004 04:18 pm (UTC)
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How often are you going to be shoutin' out chicken jokes? Cuz' I don't want to be using the same icon as you on the same day with a full moon out. Horrors!
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From:ooshiny
Date:October 23rd, 2004 03:35 pm (UTC)
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Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

He was lactose-intolerant.

(That technically wasn't a chicken joke. The chicken wasn't in the punchline. He is merely a player on the stage of lactose intolerance.)

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