coffeebeanben: Keep it short but not too short. Under the ears is best.
charva: Yes for the most part, but it depends on what they're throwing the washcloths at.
subbes: I don't know if I will or not. Neither opposed to the concept nor obsessively committed to making it happen right now. I wouldn't rule anything out, though there isn't anybody on the scene right now.
gismonda: I didn't grow up with one, but I've cultivated one over the years. I can turn it on and off like a switch. Some words automatically come out that way, though, like "medium regulah."
pecosy: The Smith Brothers would.
trysha: Of course not, which is more the pity.
clawdia: Mummies can teleport which is why when you run away from them and turn the corner, THEY'RE ALREADY THERE IN FRONT OF YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
archangelsk: A better question is how many times can they publish a letter from someone that contains nothing but "mulch"?
kleric: Extra-hard Parmesan. HIYOOOOOOOO
maga_dogg: HE WAS ORPHANED AT AN EARLY AGE AND BROUGHT UP IN A SECRET MONASTERY IN TIBET, MAYBE THIS STORY WILL BE REALIZED IN A LATER EXCITING STORY ARC
phonemonkey: The five-year-old would, cause I would be funny like my Uncle Dave and have lots of candy on hand. The fourteen-year-old, well, I dunno. He wouldn't believe me if I told him "Listen, don't sweat it. It's gonna turn out cool."
ungratefulninja: NATHAN, THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.
seph: Because if they were called P-Tips nobody would know what they were for.
acsumama: No thanks, there are rumors on the Innernets that I got a lumber yard full of the stuff.
zorndeslammes: Do what you want, but leave the ignition wires for me!