So first I tried it and it said I look JUST LIEK HUGH JACKMANS!!1 Also, GERARD FRENCH DUDE!!!!1 and WYCLEF!!!!! JEAN!! Of those I would say sadly that Mr. Gerard French Dude is the closest match, if only because we both have heads shaped like potatoes.
Then I decided to see what it'd say for MR ABBIE THE CATS and the first result is very very surprising indeed -- but all the more hilarious to think about. And maybe the third one is amusing, too, in a very scary I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FOOD NOW sort of way.
And then I decided to cast
CAT TOWN: THE MOVIE
STARRING AL PACINO
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
LIAM NEESON
UMA THURMAN
JACKIE CHAN
ASHTON KUTCHER
JOAQUIN PHOENIX
TAYE DIGGS
ISABELLE ADJANI
AND SPECIAL GUEST STARS BRAD PITT AND JOHN MALKOVICH AS THE EASILY STARTLED CATS
DJ Hand Puppet was some sport-playing fellow so I think he'll only get a cameo in the film.
As you can see the results were vaguely... eerie. (Even if I exercised casting privilege and opted for the Second Choice on at least one of the cast members.) And with lots of JPEG artifacts, though I swear that's the site's fault.
