So first I tried it and it said I look JUST LIEK HUGH JACKMANS!!1 Also, GERARD FRENCH DUDE!!!!1 and WYCLEF!!!!! JEAN!! Of those I would say sadly that Mr. Gerard French Dude is the closest match, if only because we both have heads shaped like potatoes.
Then I decided to see what it'd say for MR ABBIE THE CATS and the first result is very very surprising indeed -- but all the more hilarious to think about. And maybe the third one is amusing, too, in a very scary I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FOOD NOW sort of way.
And then I decided to cast
CAT TOWN: THE MOVIE
STARRING AL PACINO
JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT
AND SPECIAL GUEST STARS BRAD PITT AND JOHN MALKOVICH AS THE EASILY STARTLED CATS
DJ Hand Puppet was some sport-playing fellow so I think he'll only get a cameo in the film.
As you can see the results were vaguely... eerie. (Even if I exercised casting privilege and opted for the Second Choice on at least one of the cast members.) And with lots of JPEG artifacts, though I swear that's the site's fault.