August 8th, 2004
|02:53 am - no|
CHINATOWN T STOP
ME: I shall put this token in the turnstile.
TOKEN: I am going into the turnstile.
ME: Now I shall push the turnstile and walk at the same time so as to walk, in one fluid motion, through the turnstile and onto the T platform.
TURNSTILE: I shall refuse to turn.
ME HAND ON THE TURNSTILE: I too shall remain immobile as the rest of my body walks through the turnstile.
ME SENSITIVE AREA: Oh look now we are being brought into quick and swift contact with the closed hand on the turnstile.
ME: Ow, sure glad that didn't hurt.
five minutes pass
ME: Ok, now that hurts.
ME SENSITIVE AREA: Ok, now this really hurts.
ME: I want to throw up.
ANOTHER MAN'S FERTILITY LOST THANKS TO THE MASSACHUSETTS BAY TRANSIT AUTHORITY
ME SENSITIVE AREA: You do realize this is the most action we've seen in a very long time, don't you?
ME: Shut up. Just-- shut up.
Is it wrong that I found this so funny?
I learned by watching the episode of King of the Hill where Bobby kicks Hank in the nads that frozen pees make for a good ice bag for that particular area. HTH, FBS.
Oh, go right ahead and be mirthful about it -- enough time has elapsed (and pain subsided) that I can begin the Healing Power of Laughter too, or something. That wacky Norman Cousins.
Oh dear! Poor Spatchbollocks!
That may be the funniest word of the day.
And the New Curse Word of the Day is...
Oh dear. Feeling better today, I hope? I felt much sympathy for you upon seeing your face when you sat down.
That story just set the tone for the day and I'm all smiles. Thank you :)