It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...


When a SA Forums goon asks a question, one just has to answer.

Ten years to the day I first had sex, I had a parade down the street in Boston where it happened, passing right by the apartment building. We carried banners that said "CELEBRATING TEN YEARS OF GETTIN SOME" and "A DECADE OF FORNICATION" and when we passed the appropriate apartment, the entire USC Trojan Marching Band performed "Tusk" and we all did an eyes-left salute just as the F-15s did their flyby and confetti cannons fired on the crowd.

So no, losing my virginity didn't really affect me in any major sort of way.

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