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August 7th, 2004


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12:44 pm - HERE IS THE INFORMATION YOU REQUESTED
When a SA Forums goon asks a question, one just has to answer.

Ten years to the day I first had sex, I had a parade down the street in Boston where it happened, passing right by the apartment building. We carried banners that said "CELEBRATING TEN YEARS OF GETTIN SOME" and "A DECADE OF FORNICATION" and when we passed the appropriate apartment, the entire USC Trojan Marching Band performed "Tusk" and we all did an eyes-left salute just as the F-15s did their flyby and confetti cannons fired on the crowd.

So no, losing my virginity didn't really affect me in any major sort of way.

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From:androidqueen
Date:August 7th, 2004 01:26 pm (UTC)
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dude. now i totally want to do this. i'm just glad it wasn't in a dorm. that would have been way less cool.
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From:joenotcharles
Date:August 7th, 2004 07:51 pm (UTC)
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...or a brothel.
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From:ooshiny
Date:August 7th, 2004 08:20 pm (UTC)
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hey, there's nothing wrong with dorms...

*whistles*
From:moxie_fawn
Date:August 11th, 2004 10:45 am (UTC)
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I still sleep beneath the same headboard that I lost my virginity against. So my own celebrating occurs just about every night... Heh

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