August 5th, 2004
|10:34 am - why attribute Quayle quotes to GWB when he makes his own?|
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
|Date:||August 5th, 2004 12:10 pm (UTC)|| |
As I mentioned on the Board, while reading this article, I inadvertently spouted "HURR HURR HURR" without any thought of CAT TOWN beforehand. Does this mean I'm becoming one with the Animal Hat Gang? OH NO.
He's just trying to reclaim his 2000 campaign statement of "bringing honesty back to the White House". At least he's quite frank about it~
"They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
and we damn well shouldn't. if we forget our vulnerabilities, we're setting ourselves up for another 9/11/01.
He probably meant that, I'm sure, but he needs better speechwriters. That's a pretty nasty contextual gaffe there.
I saw someone else leave a participle dangling in a heinous way this afternoon but I've forgotten who it was and what they said, but it was really bad. Maybe I'll find it again soon.
I find myself muttering HURR HURR HURR all the time now. I've been BRAINWASHED.
If I wasn't married already I would want to marry you Mr. Cattown. Even without knowing your name. So I'll just call you "the guy" like Abbie does. Would you marry me the guy? I think you would. I'm pretty and cats like me and I like cats.
Would they allow "Mr. Cattown" on the marriage license? And are you prepared to put up with the little redhead cat as a bridesmaid? (an eternal bridesmaid, she's been known to make spectacles at weddings before, hopped up on catnip fizzes.) And speaking of receptions, I know that a certain puppet-like DJ has also been known to play the damn Chicken Polka no less than five
times in a row, and that's not including his house and ambient Chicken Dance remixes...
Oh what a glorious spectacle that would be!
|Date:||August 6th, 2004 02:33 am (UTC)|| |
Even though I've seen this quote about twenty times since waking up this morning, your choice of icon just made it funny all over again, even though it wasn't terribly funny in the first place (unless we're talking funny-uhhhh instead of funny-haha).
You know, I should've figured this quote was gonna get major play everywhere. But when I saw it, I just had to snap it up. Everybody else, y'all just trendfollowers, now. Er, or something. HEY LOOK A BEAGLE WITH ICE CREAM