July 27th, 2004
|09:19 pm - Heard on the teevee|
"On a scale of double-0 7, The Bourne Supremacy is a 10."
Someone got paid to write that.
SOMEONE GOT PAID to write that.
And I'm out of pistachios. Some days, life just ain't fair.
Damn it, I'm going to start yelling at your TV, too!
I also yelled at an ad for Botox which showed outstretched wimminz arms reaching for a bouquet, and a voiceover who said something like "There's plenty of good reasons for Botox."
"IT'S BOTULISM!" I hollered. "YOU STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE!"
Next time you see it, you can holler too, and we can pretend we're hollering together!
Hey Rob, I posted old pictures of me in honor of your old pictures of you hahah...go check it out...
I never eat pistachios anymore. Want to know why? If not, don't read the next line.
I once found one with a dead maggot in it. Ugggh.