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June 30th, 2004


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04:37 pm - The Bert & Mo Show
TODAY'S SUBJECT: SUPERMAN WEDDING

Bert: OH SHE LOOKS SO PROUD OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS DAY
Mo: I want to know whos idea that was
Mo: Generally when you meet a guy who wants to wear a Superman suit at his wedding, he's fairly insistant and demanding
Mo: I wonder if he sleeps in Spiderman jammies too
Bert: maybe it's a defense mechanism
Bert: if she gets mad at him and says he's a bad husband, he puts on glasses and goes "oh no I am clark kent, you married Superman and I don't know where he is, I think he's fighting Brainiac on the moon or something"
Mo: BEST. HUSBAND. EVER.

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From:hemlock_martini
Date:June 30th, 2004 02:55 pm (UTC)
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"Must...suck in gut for....duration of three-hour-long ceremony...stupid Catholic weddings! Urk...super-diaphragm...caving in...NYUUUUUUURRRRGH there it goes...must not look like...more of a dork!"

Shit. I had *lightsabers* at my wedding and it wasn't this bad.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:June 30th, 2004 03:44 pm (UTC)
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you did not!
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From:hemlock_martini
Date:July 1st, 2004 07:02 am (UTC)
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Try me.
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From:arielblue
Date:June 30th, 2004 03:08 pm (UTC)
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She needs to be wearing one of those red white and blue PATRIOTIC BRIDE DRESSES to make that picture complete.
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From:limax
Date:June 30th, 2004 03:10 pm (UTC)
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You mean similar to Wonder Woman's costume?
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From:arielblue
Date:June 30th, 2004 07:17 pm (UTC)
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From:archangelsk
Date:June 30th, 2004 10:12 pm (UTC)
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Hey, wow -- it's American Maid from "The Tick"!
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From:annilita
Date:June 30th, 2004 03:20 pm (UTC)
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Well, I guess when you have a mail order bride, you can get away with pretty much anything.

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