June 30th, 2004
|04:37 pm - The Bert & Mo Show|
TODAY'S SUBJECT: SUPERMAN WEDDING
Bert: OH SHE LOOKS SO PROUD OF THIS MOST PRECIOUS DAY
Mo: I want to know whos idea that was
Mo: Generally when you meet a guy who wants to wear a Superman suit at his wedding, he's fairly insistant and demanding
Mo: I wonder if he sleeps in Spiderman jammies too
Bert: maybe it's a defense mechanism
Bert: if she gets mad at him and says he's a bad husband, he puts on glasses and goes "oh no I am clark kent, you married Superman and I don't know where he is, I think he's fighting Brainiac on the moon or something"
Mo: BEST. HUSBAND. EVER.
"Must...suck in gut for....duration of three-hour-long ceremony...stupid Catholic weddings! Urk...super-diaphragm...caving in...NYUUUUUUURRRRGH there it goes...must not look like...more of a dork!"
Shit. I had *lightsabers* at my wedding and it wasn't this bad.
|Date:||June 30th, 2004 03:44 pm (UTC)|| |
you did not!
She needs to be wearing one of those red white and blue PATRIOTIC BRIDE DRESSES to make that picture complete.
|Date:||June 30th, 2004 03:10 pm (UTC)|| |
You mean similar to Wonder Woman's costume?
Hey, wow -- it's American Maid from "The Tick"!
Well, I guess when you have a mail order bride, you can get away with pretty much anything.