It's the TERRAH ALERT!!!1 MONITOR
Just check out these features:
- Keeps you up to date and informed
Checks with the Department of Homeland Security to determine when the color-coded TERRAH ALERT!!!1 status is changed. - Resides on your desktop
A small window with a small footprint, but it does it's job to keep you informed. - Selectable update period
You may set the automatic update time anywhere from once daily to every fifteen minutes. - Notification sound effects
The Automatic TERRAH ALERT!!!11 Monitor notifies you with am alert sound when the national TERRAH ALERT!!!!1!!! level is raised or lowered. - Proxy server enabledFor users behind firewalls, there are configuration settings to use a proxy server to access updates.
Win95, Macintosh and Linux users, you're screwed!! See you after the dirty bomb fallout, suckers!
NOTE: The name of the TERRAH ALERET!!!2! monitor may have been changed by Mr. D. Spatchel, Esq for purposes of humorous exaggeration.
