It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
derspatchel

THE MOST IMPORTANT PIECE OF SOFTWARE YOU'LL EVER INSTALL ON YOUR COMPUTER

And boy howdy do I mean it!

It's the TERRAH ALERT!!!1 MONITOR

Just check out these features:
  • Keeps you up to date and informed
    Checks with the Department of Homeland Security to determine when the color-coded TERRAH ALERT!!!1 status is changed.
  • Resides on your desktop
    A small window with a small footprint, but it does it's job to keep you informed.
  • Selectable update period
    You may set the automatic update time anywhere from once daily to every fifteen minutes.
  • Notification sound effects
    The Automatic TERRAH ALERT!!!11 Monitor notifies you with am alert sound when the national TERRAH ALERT!!!!1!!! level is raised or lowered.
  • Proxy server enabled
    For users behind firewalls, there are configuration settings to use a proxy server to access updates.
Only runs on Windows 98/2000/ME/XP!

Win95, Macintosh and Linux users, you're screwed!! See you after the dirty bomb fallout, suckers!

NOTE: The name of the TERRAH ALERET!!!2! monitor may have been changed by Mr. D. Spatchel, Esq for purposes of humorous exaggeration.
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