So I did, and then I realized I'm probably the only one who checks the "recent events" page with any great regularity, so once again I am coming up with something incredibly silly that only I will appreciate. And that, as the guy who made love in his Chevy Van once said, is all right by me.
OH NAKED GUY UPDATE, I NEARLY FORGOT
There was no naked guy prowling around my neighborhood last night. That is all.
OH ABBIE THE CAT UPDATE, I NEARLY FORGOT
Abbie is taking things slowly, lying down a lot, but he's quite crabby and is enjoying his position as Head Complainer for a while.
MARTHA UPDATE JUST BECAUSE IF I GIVE ONE CAT AN UPDATE, THE OTHER WILL FEEL LIKE I'M PLAYING FAVORITES AND WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, NOW, CAN WE
Martha is currently lying on the DVD shelf and pretending not to notice the world going on around her.
I think that settles everything for the next few hours.