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June 14th, 2004


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12:20 pm
I am ever so slightly peeved at the moment with George Herbert Walker Bush. He so totally stole my grandpa's thunder.

See, last week, my Grandpa Bob turned 79 and he celebrated by going sky-diving. Grandpa Bob's a strong guy. He may not look it -- he's kinda small and unassuming-looking -- but by gum is he strong. He volunteers in an administrative fashion for his local chapter of Habitat for Humanity, and regularly goes out to help at the worksites. He loves golf and can still do 18 holes in the morning before I'm even fully awake (he does have his odd quirks, like refusing mulligans and keeping a community Swear Jar around to prevent impolite language -- though he'll trash-talk you into the ground. But politely.) He ran track in high school and college, and just happened to be back in Springfield College the day, 40 years after the fact, that one of his long-standing track records was broken. (He said he really enjoyed walking up to the young man who'd just beaten his record and shaking his hand. Apparently the look on the kid's face was priceless.)

Anyway, last week Grandpa Bob did a tandem (tethered to the guide) sky-dive for his birthday, and while I didn't get from Mom exactly how high up he was, the fact remains that this man at one point asked himself "Say, what do I want to do for my 79th birthday?" and came up with the answer "I want to jump out of an airplane." And so he went out and did it. That's my Grandpa.

The fact that some grandstanding former president who's a year older than my grandpa decided to do it, too, and get all the press for it, diminishes not Grandpa Bob's accomplishments. I think my Grandpa's a far better person, too. I mean, he is my namesake and all.

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From:tikva
Date:June 14th, 2004 10:54 am (UTC)
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"Here's to Robert Richard Noyes..."
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2004 11:51 am (UTC)
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I know that dude. He owes me $5.
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From:derspatchel
Date:June 14th, 2004 11:36 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I admit it, my first name is Grandpa.
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From:plumtreeblossom
Date:June 14th, 2004 11:27 am (UTC)
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Why can't George Dubbya jump out of an airplane? I don't mean sky dive. I mean jump out of an airplane.
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From:annilita
Date:June 14th, 2004 11:43 am (UTC)
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hahaha... Seriously.

Maybe when they hand over the government in Iraq he will pull another aircraft carrier stunt, only this time he'll go for a skydive landing.

Only Cheney would pack his 'chute with bricks so that HE could become Supreme Commander.
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From:lentilstew
Date:June 15th, 2004 11:58 am (UTC)
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Your grandpa should be celebrated in trading card form. He rocks my socks.

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