July 30th, 2003
|05:07 pm - \m/ RAWK \m/|
WE ARE THE BEARS SHUFFLIN CREW
SHUFFLIN ON DOWN, DOIN IT FOR YOU
WE'RE SO BAD WE KNOW WE'RE GOOD
BLOWIN YOUR MIND LIKE YOU KNEW WE WOULD
YOU KNOW WE'RE JUST STRUTTIN FOR FUN
STRUTTIN OUR STUFF FOR EVERYONE
WE'RE NOT HERE TO START NO TROUBLE
WE'RE JUST HERE TO DO THE SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE
o wait i meant
I feel the need to comment on this. I don't know what to say precisely, but it's definitely commentable.
(This is IanUmlautPerson, by the way.)
This would be a lot more embarrassing if they had lost in the playoffs. Wait, no it wouldn't.
AUIGH BAD SONG VIRUS BAD BAD BAD BAD SONG VIRUS AUIGH
It should also chagrin you to no end that I have the MP3 of our national musical treasure and played it no less than twice today.
...for values of "chagrin" where "chagrin" is equivalent to "frighten deeply, terribly, and perhaps permanently."
I was in junior high at the time the Bears failed to suck, which has been a rarity over my life span.
In junior high, we had a cafeteria. In non-lunch hours, we also could use it for some gym activities, and we had school dances there.
Normally, we were forced to go outside and hang out outside the school entrance for 20 minutes of the lunch break to 'get fresh air.' We had no equipment or ball fields or stuff, so we just hung out like hoodlums.
But when it rained, we stayed in the cafeteria. Where we had a JUKEBOX. And it was a free jukebox! So you could play any popular favorite in the box for free while being whack inside.
We had the SUPER BOWL SHUFFLE. And sometimes, because you couldn't tell what had been requested prior to your request, it would play on repeat for most of 20 minutes.
Sometimes, it would just alternate with Journey songs.
Which has always led to me imagine Steve Perry singing the Super Bowl Shuffle. Or the 'punky QB' trying to sing Separate Ways (Worlds Apart).