It's just this little chromium switch, here... (derspatchel) wrote,
It's just this little chromium switch, here...
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THE GREAT DEEDS OF RONALD WILSON REAGAN

  • Ronald Reagan invented the first smart laundromat card.
  • His letter-writing campaign single-handedly convinced Coke to bring back its classic formula.
  • He dreamt the entire series run of Hill Street Blues.
  • Not only did he invent the "Baby on Board" sign but he also coined the phrase "Talk to the hand."
  • His number one hit, Shall We Dream A Love? has been covered by more artists than any other song in the history of popular music.
  • He didn't design the Magic Fingers device for hotel beds, but he held the patent.
  • He was the first person to solve the Rubik's Cube, but only because he received the first prototype model for evaluation.
  • Mixing hops and barley together in a year long since forgotten to us, he sacrificed the first beer to his Sumerian god Ba.
  • He was the one who suggested the phrase "pompitous of love" to Steve Miller.
  • Ronald Wilson Reagan leapt from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping, each time, that his next leap... would be the leap home.
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