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June 8th, 2004


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03:03 am - THE GREAT DEEDS OF RONALD WILSON REAGAN
  • Ronald Reagan invented the first smart laundromat card.
  • His letter-writing campaign single-handedly convinced Coke to bring back its classic formula.
  • He dreamt the entire series run of Hill Street Blues.
  • Not only did he invent the "Baby on Board" sign but he also coined the phrase "Talk to the hand."
  • His number one hit, Shall We Dream A Love? has been covered by more artists than any other song in the history of popular music.
  • He didn't design the Magic Fingers device for hotel beds, but he held the patent.
  • He was the first person to solve the Rubik's Cube, but only because he received the first prototype model for evaluation.
  • Mixing hops and barley together in a year long since forgotten to us, he sacrificed the first beer to his Sumerian god Ba.
  • He was the one who suggested the phrase "pompitous of love" to Steve Miller.
  • Ronald Wilson Reagan leapt from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping, each time, that his next leap... would be the leap home.

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From:zyrya
Date:June 8th, 2004 12:18 am (UTC)
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I needed that BAD. Even the leftest left-wing politician is eulogising Reagan like he hung the damn moon.
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From:arielblue
Date:June 8th, 2004 12:29 am (UTC)
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I thought he invented the Internet.
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From:ctartchick
Date:June 8th, 2004 10:16 am (UTC)
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Sorry, that would be Al Gore.
;-)
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From:ooshiny
Date:June 8th, 2004 03:49 am (UTC)
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TO BILL BRASKY!!

oh, er, um. this is awkward.
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From:muffyjo
Date:June 8th, 2004 08:59 am (UTC)
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You know, I wonder what kid is going to google this and actually use this as a reference in their term paper... :) Man, I would love to see that.
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From:luckimunki
Date:June 8th, 2004 11:25 am (UTC)
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Oh, darn! I already did!

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