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May 15th, 2004


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06:28 am

AND NOW IT'S TIME TO MEET THE





Hi, gang! Sgt. Peppermint here. Did you know that you can accurately gauge the moral climate of a civilization by its quality of oral hygiene? Well, it's true, and all too sadly these days we find our cities overrun with crime, lawlessness, and gingivitis. That's why I've formed the Breath Brigade, an elite fighting squad made up of some very fine, very upstanding, and very superpowered heroes. Together we stop crime in our own unique, minty-fresh fashion. I hurl minty iceballs at villians, and I aim for the mouth. You better believe it!


Listerina is our fluids expert. A mutant since birth, she has the ability to create entire rivers out of thin air (I think she's able to create hydrogen at will or something) and has honed her skill so the rivers kill plaque and the germs that cause gingivitis. Crime is a bacteria that infests our cities, and Listerina aims to rinse them clean!


This lil' feller here is The Altoid, a robot I built out of spare dentist's equipment and refrigeration units. As you may very well have guessed, he's curiously strong. He can rip up entire chunks of concrete, that's how strong he is. I've also given him the ability to deep-freeze himself in blocks of ice so he can take damage well. Of course he doesn't mind! He's a robot!


Already we've left a minty legacy for the people of Paragon City, and they love us for it. And we're setting our sights on the big name criminals now, so watch out, Garlic Head! Take a hike, Chronic Halitosis! You're going down, Gingivitis! Sgt. Peppermint and the Breath Brigade are on the job!



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From:antiquated_tory
Date:May 15th, 2004 04:34 am (UTC)
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Excellent stuff. Sat here giggling like a loon. If birds giggle.
From:aussie_nyc
Date:May 15th, 2004 05:58 am (UTC)
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Hang on, I need to brush my teeth before I feel worthy to read this.
From:fmi_agent
Date:May 15th, 2004 07:10 am (UTC)
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*snort*

dig the font.
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 15th, 2004 11:27 am (UTC)
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That will have to wait for City of Villians! (No joke, it's coming out soon.)
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From:coffeebeanben
Date:May 15th, 2004 03:38 pm (UTC)
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General Plakk must be spelled with two K's cuz, you know, you gotta.
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From:jasonlove
Date:May 15th, 2004 08:03 am (UTC)
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I continue to believe in the absolute viability of the City of Heroes Character Generator as a profitable stand-alone venture.
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From:derspatchel
Date:May 15th, 2004 11:23 am (UTC)
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And the game itself isn't so bad, either. I've commented that the CoH generator is like Hero Machine on steroids, "plus you actually get to do something with your hero once you're done."
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From:wahhappen
Date:May 15th, 2004 09:05 am (UTC)
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OMG! Sgt. Peppermint! Spatch, you rule.
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From:darkmage13
Date:May 15th, 2004 07:26 pm (UTC)
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The Altoid makes me feel all tingly inside. Kinda makes me want to play.
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From:lentilstew
Date:May 16th, 2004 01:22 pm (UTC)
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Curiously amusing.

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