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March 20th, 2004

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09:52 pm - do you have Happy Scrappy Hero Pup?
It's fun to answer the phone with "Somerville Smut Shack, Sam speaking."

Though you may not want to do it if you don't recognize the Caller ID.

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Date:March 20th, 2004 07:36 pm (UTC)

'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Excuse me, do you sell videos?
Randal Graves: Yeah, what're you looking for?
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Randal Graves: Okay, hang on, I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What was it called again?
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
'Happy-Scrappy' Kid: Happy Scrappy...
'Happy-Scrappy' Mom: She loves it.
Randal Graves: Obviously. Yeah, hello, this is RST Video, customer number 4352, I need to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-Fucking Volume 8", "I Need Your Cock", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My Cunt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cunt", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", and, uh, oh yeah, "All Holes Filled with Hard Cock". Uh-huh... yeah... Oh, wait, and, what was that called again?
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Date:March 20th, 2004 08:18 pm (UTC)
I knew one of two people would probably post that, and you were one. :)
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Date:March 20th, 2004 08:39 pm (UTC)
:-( Beat me to it.
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Date:March 20th, 2004 09:56 pm (UTC)
i have never remembered that entire monologue. all i ever remembered was "Cum On Eileen." but that was good enough for me, i guess.

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