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July 20th, 2003


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02:35 pm
Here are some things that I have seen.

  • Twenty-two columns standing around a Myst-like reflecting pool (find the twisty widget and get the blue page!) in the middle of a meadow
  • Bonsai trees and special rocks with bases built out of precious materials just for each rock
  • A slightly mildewed copy of Dave Barry's Greatest Hits
  • A grumpy lion wearing a pink ribbon
  • Really bad-smelling plant-like things
  • A British visitor eating her first, and possibly last, Twinkie
  • A diner jukebox that played "My Girl" approximately seventy times in a row, and it wasn't our fault
  • Boxwood! Boxwood! Boxwood!
  • A short bus farm
  • Three cats
  • Four good a cappella singers in the midst of quite a few mediocre ones
  • A car with a JESUS fish parked next to a car with a DARWIN fish and it looked like they were gonna bite each other
  • Really really really really bad eggs
  • Worrisome British candy
  • The Unicorn Dance, performed for the benefit of tourists
  • The Fuck Off Dance, performed for the benefit of others
  • Someone with his shirt off who should not have had his shirt off
  • lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of nametags
  • stuff and things


There. That should do it.

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From:cheezdanish
Date:July 20th, 2003 03:54 pm (UTC)
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So who had the shirt off? I must know, for future reference.
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From:sandrylene
Date:July 21st, 2003 02:05 pm (UTC)
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"Greek" did, lords and ladies help us. And I saw it. Lucky me.
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 22nd, 2003 03:38 am (UTC)
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Well, to be sure, the reason he should have been wearing a shirt was that he was in a room where shirt-wearing was pretty much mandatory. Just so's you know.
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From:clickie
Date:July 22nd, 2003 06:39 pm (UTC)
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Also, because EW. And I was hoping that he wouldn't come back. I am a bitch.

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