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July 16th, 2013


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10:14 pm - This is not an Abbie post (he's doing okay, active and eating a little and sleeping under my bed)
To: Michael Bay
Cc: Jerry Bruckheimer
Re: Pacific Rim

I hope you heard that bell ringing, because Guillermo del Toro just TOOK YOU TO SCHOOL.

You need never make another incoherent, idiotic giant robot action film featuring racial stereotype humor, Megan Fox's breasts, and a plot that nobody gives a good goddamn about because they can't make heads or tails out of it. It has been proven and capably so that you can throw zillions of dollars at an action movie and produce an exciting flick which doesn't make the audience stupider for seeing it. Go home.

Bruckie, I know you had nothing to do with Bay's robot crap, but you're part of the problem too.


Best wishes in your new careers,
Somebody old enough to be out of your target demographic

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From:muffyjo
Date:July 17th, 2013 02:42 am (UTC)
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Soooo, I take it you liked Pacific Rim then? Maybe a wee bit?
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From:derspatchel
Date:July 17th, 2013 03:03 am (UTC)
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Eh, it was all right.
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From:beowabbit
Date:July 17th, 2013 05:02 am (UTC)
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OK, I’m starting to hope I manage to see this while it’s still in theaters.
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From:asakiyume
Date:July 17th, 2013 01:44 pm (UTC)
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Yup, this is what I'm hearing from all quarters. Can't wait to see it.
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From:ladymondegreen
Date:July 17th, 2013 07:09 pm (UTC)
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Amen.

Man, why don't I have a Killer Robots from Venus icon to go with this post?
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From:spwebdesign
Date:July 17th, 2013 09:56 pm (UTC)
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But, but… must we do without Megan Fox's breasts?

Edited at 2013-07-17 09:56 pm (UTC)
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From:wring
Date:July 18th, 2013 01:49 pm (UTC)
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gah, I need to find someone to take me to the IMAX to see it!

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