I'm agog at "Roll Out." From the video it's obviously a M*A*S*H knock-off. What wasn't obvious until I asked the Internets is that it was created by Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds. Huh.

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I remember the episode of CPO Sharkey in which Sharkey encounters some bizarre and scary thing the kids are doing called "punk rock".

Quark turns out to be one of those things that is funnier in my childhood memories than it actually is if I try to watch an episode. But I thought it was hilarious at the time.

Hey, Martin Short!

The Paul Lynde Show looks familiar to me now, though I wouldn't have remembered that I'd watched it.

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Huh, no, The Paul Lynde Show was early enough that it's probably not what I'm remembering. I was watching TV then, but not prime-time sitcoms much.

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The most I can remember about CPO Sharkey was that it was a favorite MST3K ref. I also like how I can easily tell the show's premise from the little turn at the end of the credits. Don Rickles playing an overly bombastic Navy non-com in an unglamorous position on a ship that goes nowhere? Sitcom right there.

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"A toast!"

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Candlepin bowling! so very much a part of my childhood Saturday afternoons, and so very hard to explain to anyone who didn't live in New England in the 70s and 80s.

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And still hard to explain to people who visit New England from somewhere else and see one of these bowling alleys.

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Large swaths of North America have some sort of small-ball bowling game, though; it just varies regionally. In much of the Northeast and Mid-Atlantic region, it's duckpin. In Canada, it's five-pin, and apparently nine-pin is big in central Texas (though it's mostly European).

I see candlepin as just the New England variant of that tendency.

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In Ohio where I grew up, I never saw anything other than standard tenpin.

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I'm from around Washington, DC; duckpin was huge there, and much more accessible to kids than tenpin. So when I encountered candlepin I thought of it as duckpin but with funny-shaped pins (the rules are similar, except that I think duckpin lacks candlepin's byzantine rules allowing the use of downed wood; the ball in duckpin is slightly larger).

However, this article claims that duckpin has essentially vanished from Northern Virginia since my childhood:

http://www.bowlingdigital.com/bowl/node/5018

Candlepin is definitely still kicking, though it might not be as much of an institution as it used to be.

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We have cocked-hat bowling here. And by "here" I mean "in the last place it exists, which happens to be the bar my father-in-law practically resides at."

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Wow: this is the first I ever heard of that, and it appears to be sufficiently obscure to not have a Wikipedia entry (though it does have one in Britannica Online).

The closest Wikipedia gets is that apparently a 2-7-10 or 3-7-10 split in tenpin is called a cocked hat.

It sounds difficult.

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...and there's a "three-pin bowling" called borella, which, however, is nothing like cocked hat but sounds more like a monstrous version of skittles for aggressive giants.

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Heh, we have skittles in the UK. Ninepin, short lanes, usually in a bar/social club, and in place of a machine to set the pins, a small child hiding in a cupboard, bribed with the chance of a bit of easy money, and the possibility of stealing drinks. OK there was always a fair risk of injury, but, underage drinking!

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At least some of the British variants seem to involve airborne missiles. In the US bowling games the ball is supposed to be sliding or rolling (and the transition from one to the other is critically important, especially in tenpin).

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...should have said "North American" there, as I'd definitely include five-pin (which I've only played once; it's unusual in that the pins have different point values).

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Familiar conversation at candlepin:

"Go on, you've got one more."
"That was my last."
"That was your second. You get three."

Then there were those who grew up on candlepin playing ten-pin for the first time:

"What are you doing? It's my turn."
"I get one more!"
"No, you get two."

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Not to mention the distinction between a spare and an X box.

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Which is not to be confused with a Microsoft product.

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You didn't tell me Steve "Sam & Max" Purcell was writer and co-director on Brave, Spatch. I feel underinformed, but I now know where the "I can see my house from here" joke came from.

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in these uncertain times, one can watch a full hour of local candlepin bowling from 1982, commercials included, thanks to some obsessive on the Internet.

My life needs more candlepin bowling. I am going to make this happen.

(I feel no nostalgia for the amount of smoke I used to breathe on Friday nights, though.)

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I must shamefully admit that I skimmed the candlepin bowling video for the vintage commercials. Magazines as gifts. Who knew?

Anyway, I see your candlepin bowling and I raise you DB's Delight, a Saturday morning game show hosted by a DJ still working in the St. Louis radio market and a creepy-ass huckster puppet.

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The page of links to computer bowling games, none of which are candlepin, at the Pilgrim Lanes website makes me realize that I've never seen a candlepin simulation.

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IS THIS CHEDDAR CHEESE?!

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