O Lord, with thy Wisdom vast and in thy Mercy infinite Please watch over me and my creations And lead me not into the temptation Of searching for Rule 34 of my characters And may nothing I ever say Or write Or do Ever turn up on TVTropes With fifteen references to anime All of which I have never seen For that O Lord Would certainly suck out loud1
Yours very truly, Amen
1. In one variant allowed in some states, this line is replaced with "Might be construed as proof positive of the Protestant work ethic". We're working on ratifying it in other states, but they keep telling us our bootstraps aren't pulled up high enough yet.