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December 8th, 2011


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07:23 am - and please stop that wind, too, while you're at it
A Misanthropic Writer's Prayer

O Lord,
with thy Wisdom vast
and in thy Mercy infinite
Please watch over me and my creations
And lead me not into the temptation
Of searching for Rule 34 of my characters
And may nothing I ever say
Or write
Or do
Ever turn up on TVTropes
With fifteen references to anime
All of which I have never seen
For that
O Lord
Would certainly suck out loud1

Yours very truly,
Amen

1. In one variant allowed in some states, this line is replaced with "Might be construed as proof positive of the Protestant work ethic". We're working on ratifying it in other states, but they keep telling us our bootstraps aren't pulled up high enough yet.

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From:fancycwabs
Date:December 8th, 2011 09:10 pm (UTC)
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You could do like George RR Martin and Anne Rice and just write the rule 34 stuff into your characters from the beginning.
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From:derspatchel
Date:December 8th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
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avatar related
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From:chitzk0i
Date:December 9th, 2011 10:28 am (UTC)
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Now I am tempted to hunt down TVTropes articles.

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