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January 5th, 2009


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"I think if fear had a smell, it'd be crab salad. I went into a deli the other day and ordered a crab salad sandwich. The waitress said 'We're out of crab salad... I'm afraid.'"

- Rich Hall

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From:jimmystagger
Date:January 5th, 2009 10:38 am (UTC)
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When I was at the Tower Of London in 2002 I order a chicken sandwich and a beer in the cafeteria. The teenager behind the counter asked me what kind of beer I wanted. Assuming the choices were going to be mainly British because well...I was at Her Majesty's Fortress & Tower Of London. Wrong. The girl looks at me and says, "Frightfully sorry, all we have is Budweiser and Heineken."

It was fairly frightful. I hate those beers.

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