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one of my favorite Kilborn-era running jokes - EXCELSIOR, YOU FATHEAD!

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July 4th, 2008


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12:37 pm - one of my favorite Kilborn-era running jokes
All together, now:

Dean Wormer? DEAD!
Marmalard? DEAD!
Jesse Helms...

Those of you who do not live in the United States, be prepared for some gigantic fireworks on your friends list today from your American pals. (Heck, okay, Americans, be prepared too!) I suggest you track the timestamps on people's posts so you can work out a complete chart of who knew and when they found out.

Meanwhile, I won't say nothin' else (other than Happy Birthday, USA!) because I used up enough anger against that bastard ages ago and would like to save any new vitriol for other causes. HOW DARE THEY TAKE AWAY THOSE CRUNCHY MINT M&MS, GODDAMN THEM ALL

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From:gwynethfar
Date:July 4th, 2008 04:58 pm (UTC)
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He derailed the freight train of liberalism. By laying down on the tracks.
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From:fancycwabs
Date:July 4th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
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I had to look up the Latin for "Burn in Hell" just for him.
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From:byrneout
Date:July 4th, 2008 07:03 pm (UTC)
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Does the mint flavor overwhelm the taint of staleness caused by the crunchies?
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From:mybadhairlife
Date:July 4th, 2008 07:05 pm (UTC)
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I can't totally hate on the Helms because his xenophobic and unreasonable changes to foreign worker visas convinced my sister to move home after she had worked in the USA for several years.

So in summary, BRING BACK THE CRUNCHY MINT M&Ms YOU BASTARDS!
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From:redtheblue
Date:July 4th, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
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Who killed him? The Munchkins have flowers and lollipops to hand out.
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From:bostonista
Date:July 4th, 2008 10:45 pm (UTC)
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Falwell, deader than dead.
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From:phonemonkey
Date:July 7th, 2008 05:36 pm (UTC)
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Remember: dance first, then piss.

Also, WHY CAN'T THEY EXPORT THOSE AWESOME PEANUT BUTTER M&MS TO EUROPE, GODDAMMIT!

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