Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors ([info]derspatchel) wrote,
@ 2007-02-01 22:42:00
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Entry tags:awesome, crazy spatch's clearinghouse, lecturing the skull, one of the good ones, song, universal hub, what

for those who don't read [info]b0st0n -- and apologies for the repeat to those who do
Here it is, folks, your Moment of Denouement.
Music, Maestro? *ahem*

You and I in our little workshop
Making LED lights from the money we got
Hanging glowies before dawn
Til one by one, they're all done
Three weeks later, MBTA subway
Worker sees one, he goes "Oh hey,
Better call the bomb squad by
Cause ninety-nine Mooninites have arrived"

Ninety-nine Mooninites
Hanging from the overpass
With their middle fingers high
As if to say "Hub, kiss my ass"
Here's Ignignokt, that one's Err
But Boston does not know for sure
The Aqua Teens are advertised
By ninety-nine Mooninites in the sky

Ninety-nine cops on the scene
Can't believe what they've just seen
There's batteries and wires, too
And no one knows just what to do
They look explosive, clench your fists
They must be from terrorists!
We better blast them to the sky
Cause ninety-nine Mooninites must die

Ninety-nine white vans arrive
All with TV crews inside
Everyone's a news reporter
Everyone's a Chet or Nat
Breathlessly they cause a panic
Are these bombs or just Satanic?
Suddenly the bloggers cry
"Wait a minute, those are Mooninites!"

Ninety-nine lulz we have had
And all because of Pete and Sean
It's all over, but Menino's mumbling
Words like "hoax" to hide his bumbling
Folks are selling souvenirs
To commemorate our Day of Fear
And here is a Mooninite
I check eBay and make my bid...



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[info]scholargipsy
2007-02-02 04:06 am UTC (link)
How come you're not writing for TV yet? I mean, really.

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[info]surrealestate
2007-02-02 04:23 am UTC (link)
I love you.

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[info]morgaine723
2007-02-02 04:31 am UTC (link)
I love you, Mr. Spatch.

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[info]girl_named_fred
2007-02-02 04:37 am UTC (link)
Made my day! Thank you!

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[info]semer
2007-02-02 04:37 am UTC (link)
HOW many times have you won the internets now? Seriously.

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[info]fancycwabs
2007-02-02 04:49 am UTC (link)
Damn, Spatch. Story's not two days old, and every other blogger on the planet has to live up to THAT?

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[info]cjfringe
2007-02-02 05:07 am UTC (link)
That's awesome. Mind if I forward it to Luke Ski and other Dementia folk?

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[info]derspatchel
2007-02-02 05:24 am UTC (link)
Feel free!

I wonder if the Dementia folk will pick up on the one, er, phrasing homage (Tim Cavanaugh, call your office)

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[info]emiofbrie
2007-02-02 06:06 am UTC (link)
Great parody Spatch! :)

Record it!!! Record it!!! :)

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[info]laura47
2007-02-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
http://juldea.livejournal.com/912041.html

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[info]pixelene
2007-02-02 06:25 am UTC (link)
Lol. That is very particularly awesome.

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[info]sup3rmark
2007-02-02 07:10 am UTC (link)
HERO.

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[info]laura47
2007-02-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
my dear friend has done something somewhat silly: http://juldea.livejournal.com/912041.html

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[info]limax
2007-02-02 01:33 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant

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[info]tikva
2007-02-02 01:39 pm UTC (link)
ZOMG SPATCHY SPATCHY LURVE!!!1111!!!

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[info]sunspiral
2007-02-02 03:00 pm UTC (link)
::howls of laughter:: Beautiful!

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[info]bedfull_o_books
2007-02-02 03:13 pm UTC (link)
You are my hero.

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[info]ilovehpl
2007-02-02 09:11 pm UTC (link)
This would sound so good sung in a fake German accent, especially the slow dreamy part at the end...

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[info]gardenfey
2007-02-02 09:35 pm UTC (link)
Squee!

Mind if I post a link to it?

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[info]derspatchel
2007-02-04 01:33 am UTC (link)
Feel free!

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[info]dcart
2007-02-03 07:15 pm UTC (link)
That's just f'ing brilliant.

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[info]hellsop
2007-02-04 04:13 pm UTC (link)
The parallels between this and the source material verse by verse are REALLY nicely done...

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[info]yakshaver
2007-02-04 06:53 pm UTC (link)
Excellent! Thank you.

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[info]28bytes
2007-02-07 02:39 am UTC (link)
Let me add to the chorus of people saying this is brilliant.

(Adding you to my LJ reading pile too, if you don't mind.)

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[info]derspatchel
2007-02-07 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Not at all! I hope I don't yammer on too much about cats or what I ate last night.

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